sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white
Reblogging for that comment
don’t you hate it when you sneeze so hard that you regenerate
fruit of the loom commercials get weirder every year
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
[falls asleep] [wakes up several years later] not again
[parts hair differently than usual] [looks in the mirror] who am i
if i ever call anyone else “loser” there’s a 99.9% chance i mean it in an affectionate way. when i call myself a loser? no. i mean i’m a loser. because i am a loser. the same circumstances are applied to the word “nerd”
like i’m afraid to approach people in a lot of instances because i’m afraid their response will be either
- not even acknowledging me
- acknowledging me but dismissing me as something unworthy of their time
- getting annoyed
Sara Quin reads "The Way It Felt Right Now"
Just bringing this back.
my hand slipped
men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us
have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.
did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is
I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh